We Beat All Quotes

I saw a sign today on an auto body shop marquee that said they beat all quotes. While the sign was not meant to be funny, it just struck me in a funny way.

I can just see me walking in with a Ben Franklin quote and then they try to one-up me with another Ben Franklin quote - or maybe a Lincoln quote. Then I'd counter with a couple more quotes and so it goes - back and forth. Who's to say they beat my quote? How long do we try?

 

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Steve Hoffacker - Sales Trainer, Author of Sales Books, Commercial Real Estate Broker, Marketing Consultant, Sales Coach, Blogger, Photographer, Motivator, Podcaster, and Teacher. - for Realtors, Real Estate Sales Professionals, Home Builders, New Home Salespeople, Entrepreneurs, Small Business Owners, and Independent Sales Representatives.

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Does She Or Doesn't She?

Guys who are married, do you think you can keep a secret from your wives? Wives, what do you say?

Watch this entertaining clip for the definitive answer. Don't worry if you don't like horse racing - it's only a couple of minutes before you have the answer.

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For more information on my coaching and educational programs and services, visit my website stevehoffacker.com, or go to my other blog homesalesinsights.com for additional sales tips, insights, and commentary. Listen to my free podcast messages at Steve Hoffacker's Happenings.

© Steve Hoffacker, 2010. All Rights Reserved.

Steve Hoffacker - Consultant, Coach, Author, Blogger, Photographer, Motivator, Teacher, & Strategist - for Realtors, Real Estate Sales Professionals, Home Builders, New Home Salespeople, Entrepreneurs, Small Business Owners, and Independent Sales Representatives.

Why is it?

Why is it that hot dogs come 8 in a pack but buns come 10 to a pack? Do they think we might accidentially spoil a couple?

Why do we continually push the elevator call button as if that going to hurry the arrival of the car on our floor?

Why do toys that need 4 batteries come with just 2 included?

Why does it take a chainsaw to open some plastic packaging?

Why does the guy behind you blow his horn the nanosecond after the light turns green?

Why does your appliance break within a week after the warranty expires?

Why is it that when you do have a warranty on a product that it never covers what's wrong?

Why is it the American paper money is looking more and more like Monopoly money?

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For more information on my coaching and educational programs and services, sales tips, insights, or strategies, visit my website stevehoffacker.com or my other blog homesalesinsights.com. © Steve Hoffacker, 2008. All Rights Reserved.